Funny phrases summer 2013

First funny quote this summer
Jenna looks out the window at a guy on a bike with two back wheels and says, “what is that guy doing on that three wheeled thing?” Courtney said, “it’s called a bike”.

On the plane, the flight attendant said, “Please do not form a line in the front of the plane. If you need to use the restroom please stay in your seat or use the lavatory in the back of the plane”. Courtney leaned over and said, “They want you to use the bathroom in your seat?”

While we were standing in line, Jenna saw a red light on a strange piece of equipment and asked what it could be. Courtney looked up and saw a red exit sign up above and very plainly said, “It says Exit”. She completely missed the point.